animusbell:

bogleech:

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

kamikaze-kumquat:

lilliephoenix:

depsidase:

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autumntides

10h

“In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.” Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There’s only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

greelin:

greelin:

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

you know how it is with the saddest broth imaginable occupying your skull. Sloshing around in there. with the unidentifiable chunks. lukewarm at best

whatagrump:

Did you get an allowance as a child?

Yes, I got a regular scheduled allowance no matter what

Yes, I got a regular scheduled allowance if I did household chores

Sort of. It wasn’t regular, because my guardians weren’t that organized

Sort of. It wasn’t regular, because money was tight

My guardians just gave me money when I asked

No, any money I had was earned through a job (not chores)

No, and I had no money of my own.

Other

I’m talking about childhood here, not adolescence. This isn’t about getting a job in high school, it’s about what was in your piggy bank when you were ten.